Oh my FooKin' saTan!! Last night was da' bomb ya'all.. teramatness.. I ni memang tak betul.. listen to this.. i forgot all about this masquerade party on friday night rite.. so when i got up on saturday morning, and OBVIOUSLY getting ready to go to town, i noticed that there was a message in my inbox.. who else la,gordy boy texted me and said .. "aaw man, u missed the party.. u would of enjoyed urself to the fullest.. me mates were waiting for u to come, i told them i was gonna introduce ya to em'..and they were excited"! I was like... WHAT???!!! what party? .. friday night? masquerade? erm.. eh eh eh! oh mi' gawd, bodoh tak?? i boleh lupa? the fuck? .. anyways i was a bit dissappointed tho'.. how did i fall asleep THAT early.. can not go la dey!

   Anyways, went to town .. didn't get much, only  like two tops from urbanspirit.. and then a few vitamins.. E, B complex and evening primose oil.. tetiba terasa wanna be healty la plak.. hahaha.. so thru' out the whole day.. i kept on going to my aunt about how fookin' bodo i was to have fallen asleep and missed the masquerade party.. dah la free coz it was gordy's friend's birthday party, free booze and stuff.. urghh. kebodohan!

   About quarter to nine in the night, gordy texted me and said that he'll be back around 11'nish..and if i was still up for green velvet, be ready around that time.. and as fookin' blur and dopey as i was.. it took me one hour or so to reply.. bengang tak bengang kawan kita tu? No,the reason why it took me that long, was because initially.. at first i wanted to go.. but then i thought, better not coz of the price of the ticket, which i would like to correct, it was not £13 but actually £14  and then the whole "thoroughly checked by the bonzers stuff"..but since i missed masquerade party.. and this is like green velvet u ols.. that tune we all just love to sing a long with.. obviously again, i decided to go..

  Met gordy around the corner.. walked all the way to town coz all the taxis were either just being a fookin' snob, or were filled with pathetic stinking scallies! Went to get the *pills*..then went off to this GILE LUXURIOUS AND VERY THE GLAMOROUS appartment to give some of the pills off to this guy called andy.. the way he talks (american accent) ..gila mengingatkan i pada zul! Anyways.. we reached voodoo around quarter past twelve.. got the tickets.. the bonzers checked us from top to bottom.. BUT! thankfully,he didn't check our shoes, coz gordy had the pills with his skunk and rollies hidden in his boots.. fyuh!! got in.. and it was like.. WHOA!!! Daymnnn girl,i started feeling the trip str8 away (coz we both took one each before reaching voodoo)..it was awesome.. the crowd was just fantastic.. and green velvet.. memang best!! i had to like sit down and rest for a bit, coz it was just fookin' hot in there.. and downstairs was like as cold as ice! and when greenie boy got the mike and started singin' his lalala stuff,everyone went crazy.. including me... i was totally 'in' for real! the event ended at quarter past 4.. then we went back to gordy's place.. and i was introduced to his other bunch of friends who were like non-stop teasing me coz i was fookin' tripping.. mana tak.. i had all together.. 5 and 1/2 pills .. they were all pissed drunk! with all the wine and whisky and shots of vodka and sambooka..(coz apparently one guy called pete, just turned 22 and they were celebrating his birthday).

    One guy called jimmy, was really nice.. comel macam baby.. and suprise suprise.. he's been to malaysia before! Apparently his dad lives somewhere between mont kiara/bukit damansara? he was like.. ooh paris, wish i'd met ya in malaysia, when i was there on holiday a couple of months ago! u could of showed me around and take me partying! so then he was like.. ok cool, we should both go back to malaysia for a holiday! aww niceness kan?

  It's twenty past ten in the night, and i still haven't slept yet.. the others are probably down at woodcroft , continuin' drinking or just gettin' stoned.. i, on the other hand.. still have one pill left .. should i or should i not take this pill and finish it off?

i leave ya with the lyrics of green velvet's famous track ;

Green Velvet - La La Land Lyrics

I've been the one to party until the end
Looking for the after party to begin
I'm going down to La La Land
I hope to see yaz soon in La La Land

CHORUS
Somethin bout those little pills unreal the thrills they yield until they kill a million brain cells
Somethin bout those little pills unreal the thrills they yield until they kill a million brain cells

Now I need to go,whos gonna give me a ride to the after show
I hope that I have enough change so I can make my brain rearrange
I'm going down to La La Land
I hope to see ya soon in La La Land

CHORUS

Oh what have I done, what happened to the morning
I passed the time away high again
I got to find a way to fill the space in time(8X)

CHORUS

La La Land is where I need to be
La La Land is the place that all sets me free

CHORUS (4X)

Brain cells
Has anybody seen my brain today? Ay
Can anybody pay my rent today? Ay

(dated 12/06/05)