Hussein's everyday store was my first destination (obviously,after getting ready and applying all that self-tanning stuff la).Bought the paint and the brush and the roller and all, got a bottle of coke ( 'drinking' would be the last thing i wanna do at that exact moment). Got to the house, took ALL ME CLOTHES off and started painting. Tiba2 nak minum coke la plak kan.. and it was still in my bag.. so got the coke.. and that's when i found my "missing pill".. temptation risin'..heart-beat rapidly moving along with the thought that went thru' me head.. apa lagi.. lets sasau and paint the house u ols! ku telan biji itu.. and i continued to paint, half naked that is! ... took a break, dranked a bit of coke..smoked a ciggie.. started to get *high*..played all the music from me phone.. started dancing with the roller in my hand..and wearing nothing else but me undies.. how fookin' wicked is that? more like a loony that just consumed the wrong medication, that's more like it! .. melalak lah ku sorang-sorang.. with a bit of over excitement here and there, emo a bit here and there, and giggly and laughing me head off like it's no one's business..well come to think of.. it IS NO one's business.. well at least not untill two gila gorgeous policemen came knocking on my door.. and me being in the state that i was,without thinking.. terus membuka the door wearing me fookin' undies with that bloody roller in me hand.. apa lagi, kawan terus terkejut la kan.. and one of em' said. :
Mr policemen :
excuse me.. erm sorry to bother you.. r u mr. neil puki apa ntah? (giving me this look just as if to say 'eyh mate, it's only 20 celcius out here,can u be that fookin' hot to be standing there with just your undies on')
Me :
No,i've just moved here.( dengan kebuduhan ku that is almost unbelievable, up till now)
Mr policemen :
ok,sorry.. the person we needed to speak with told us he lived at this address, it's ok then.. erm.. (hesistating whether or not to ask me this).. are u ok?
Me :
yes mate, i'm aight ..( i didn't realize why he had asked me that...till later on)
so the two of them went. I continued to paint.. tetiba.. it kept bugging me..(of course la donkey, ur fookin' stoned/high.. lil' things get to ya and it lingers on till u feel like ur going bananas! ).. then i went to the toilet to piss.. i looked in the mirror.. and i was like.. " oh my fookin' satan, i'm bloody half naked in me undies with a bloody roller in me hand.. no wonder that Mr policemen asked me whether i was ok.. i must of looked like a raging bloody loony on the loose! malu nya... and as i' finish the last few words, i'm still sum'where there.. sumwhere' over the top!
love ya b1tchas, ta'!